Speedo Licensing and Tickets

My Captain has a keen sense of aesthetics and once in a while (well, maybe more than once in a while) he feels offended by what he has to see. Several years ago we wrote about Speedos and a speedo license and speedo tickets. We feel that Speedos should be subject to a female licensing committee, and subject to ticketing if found offensive.
This is what my Captain has to say about this based on new observations.....

Obviously, this guy would get a speedo ticket........and absolutely no mercy from the court! Pay-up, and never put the damn thing on again! You are wreaking havoc in the world......women's sense of aesthetics are being damaged!
                   

BUT........and I do mean BUTT............this guy never got the memo. He thinks that a speedo, minus lots of butt coverage is somehow OK!!!! He's obviously not married, but don't you think SOMEONE would tell him that this is seriously LOW-CLASS ..........he thinks that he has assets that should be seen....but really, please, someone ticket him and get him out of our field of vision!!!

But really, this could be the WORST offense of all times. I don't know if it's a man who forgot to put on his shorts, or if he's a PERVERT who wants to copulate with a jet ski in BROAD daylight with a small naked male child on board. You tell me!!! In my world, this would get a ticket and some serious jail time. This guy obviously does not care about what the rest of the world sees and thinks, and I, for one, believe that he needs some serious jail  time to contemplate and understand the seriousness of this foul behavior!!




As you can see, we have nothing better to do than sit and pass judgement on the rest of the world (and take pictures to prove our point)....
But in this case, we know that we are ABSOLUTELY right